Ever notice how many times people say “first rule of Tumblr:” and how many times it’s a different rule. There can only be one first rule, and mine is:
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There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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breekachew replied to your post: Shit n piss
gotta see me first, fool
Call me a fool again, faggGOOOOT.
Erin drew me! I love it.
“I need you to watch the new girl today cause I think she just chills.”
Sorry. Forgot I was promoted to assistant manager. What’s your new job title? Lazy Asshole?