June 2012
Ever notice how many times people say “first rule of Tumblr:” and how many times it’s a different rule. There can only be one first rule, and mine is:
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First rule of Tumblr: post when you're horny.
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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breekachew replied to your post: Shit n piss
gotta see me first, fool
Call me a fool again, faggGOOOOT.
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“I need you to watch the new girl today cause I think she just chills.”
Sorry. Forgot I was promoted to assistant manager. What’s your new job title? Lazy Asshole?
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Day dreaming.
I spend 40% of my time running scenarios in my head. Sometimes it’s things that have already happened that I wish had happened differently. More often than not it’s how I want my life to go. It’s how I want certain people to fit into my life. What happens when I don’t know what I want anymore? The headache and exhaustion I feel right now.
I’m happier than ever,...
Seeing other people's nipples makes me...
Under certain circumstances. Like this.
May 2012
Shit n piss
Someone just told me there’s Hello Kitty clearance at Macy’s and that they have a whole new line of Hello Kitty stuff! I don’t know if I can get off work and get there fast enough!!
What a twist.
Bailey and I are tentatively friends again.
I am such an idiot. I shouldn’t be doing this.
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via manosukestoned420)
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Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride
mothbaby:
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
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Yea, its a regional festival, last year they...
Pretty sure you just gave yourself awayz0rs.
This isn’t the way you should go about your new beginning. I deserve more than anon messages on Tumblr.
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Anonymous asked: you should go to alchemy. its...
Don’t you tell me what to do.
I can’t cause I’m working on a promotion at work so I can’t take many days off and I already requested 3 next month to go to Kentucky. Alchemy is a festival, right?
If anyone needs me for the next hour and a half or more, I’ll be at the DMV.
Partyin’ partyin’ yeah
I like when I drunkenly text and the next day I think they are hilarious.
I hate when I drunkenly text and the next day I wanna die of shame.
I won’t ever drink when I’m sad again.
I apologize for ending up naked on your dashes 3 times. And for being an idiot in general.
Sorry. For realsies.
I should sleep, yeah.
Too fucked up. Trying too hard to seem okay.
goodnight.
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Anonymous asked: We love you! Stay strong <3
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Anonymous asked: aww, well hopefully you'll feel better in the morning :]
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Anonymous asked: would you ever date a girl???
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Anonymous asked: log in, you're naked, day made :o
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Anonymous asked: do you date older guys
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Anonymous asked: do you have a b/f
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Anonymous asked: your hair is GREAT
Drinking alcohol and chasing it with more alcohol.
That hurt me and scared me and I want to forget it. All of it. All of you. Everything.
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all-ofthesevultures:
This has been consistently...
cosmo tip #254
expertcosmotips:
they call it a money shot for a reason, every time he cums on you, take 100 dollars out of his bank account
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