What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!
Seeing other people’s nipples makes me uncomfortable.

Under certain circumstances. Like this.

Shit n piss

Someone just told me there’s Hello Kitty clearance at Macy’s and that they have a whole new line of Hello Kitty stuff! I don’t know if I can get off work and get there fast enough!!

What a twist.

Bailey and I are tentatively friends again.

I am such an idiot. I shouldn’t be doing this.

If only i had checked myself
guy who wrecked himself (via manosukestoned420)
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Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride

mothbaby:

if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry